Monday, April 30, 2007

Google TiSP


Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.

The connection is paid for by analysis of your waste, including DNA analysis, resulting in highly targeted ads based on your health, diet and genetic predispositions. Yes, it's a joke - for now.

Although they don't credit it, this must have been inspired by Blue Man Group and their sly use of indoor pluming as an analogy for modern communications networks.

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