Not Doing So Well

One good thing about people who tragically ruin their own lives is that it makes you feel so much better about yourself. Sure, you're buying Instant Lottery tickets in lieu of investing for retirement, but at least you've got someone to feel superior to.

For example, let me introduce you to Law Clerk/Beauty Queen/Kidnapper/Torturer Kumari Fulbright. According to an article at Fox News:

Kumari Fulbright, 25, was indicted with three men Dec. 18 by a Pima County Superior Court grand jury on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, the Arizona Daily Star reported.

Fulbright, was Miss Pima County in 2005 and Miss Desert Sun in 2006, and sought the title of Miss Arizona during those years.

She also clerked for U.S. District Judge Raner Collins as a University of Arizona law school student, the newspaper said.

It said the alleged assailants held a 24-year-old man captive for 10 hours on Dec. 8 while robbing and torturing him.

Court documents said the foursome tied the man up with plastic cable ties and duct tape, holding him at two Tucson homes, during which time they pointed handguns at him, threatened his life, stole his cell phone, briefcase and wallet, taking between $500 and $600.

The newspaper also said the documents accused Fulbright of biting him several times, sticking a butcher knife in his ear, saying she was going to kill him and pointing a pistol at him.

The Star said after eight to 10 hours, the victim grabbed Fulbright's gun, which went off, and he fled the house screaming for help.

The man's injuries were consistent with his story, police told the newspaper.

From law school to bikini modeling with automatic weapons to biting and sticking a knife in her ex-boyfriend's ear - you've got to wonder what the hell happened.