Shaving Cream

SHAVING CREAM by Benny Bell

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night I walked into my bathroom
And I stepped in a big pile of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
Each time I say, 'Darling, I love you'
She tells me that I'm full of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

...ah yes, one of my favorites from the old Dr. Demento radio show!